DAVE PORTNOY
4 Jan 2025
The guy that calls the FBI when his gambling goes south, which I’m guessing is a whole lot! Fancies himself as some kind of food critic but can’t even manage to stick to his own one bite rule. Seemingly has no idea that he’s caused more independent businesses to shutter from his deranged reviews than any recession ever has. My review for him would be 0 stars if that was an option.